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Noun 1. piss - liquid excretory product; "there was blood in his urine"; "the child had to make water"
pee, piddle, urine, weewee, water
body waste, excrement, excreta, excretory product, excretion - waste matter (as urine or sweat but especially feces) discharged from the body
2. piss - informal terms for urination; "he took a pee"
peeing, pissing, pee
dirty word, vulgarism, obscenity, smut, filth - an offensive or indecent word or phrase
micturition, urination - the discharge of urine
Verb 1. piss - eliminate urine; "Again, the cat had made on the expensive rug"
make water, micturate, pass water, pee, pee-pee, relieve oneself, spend a penny, take a leak, wee, wee-wee, urinate, piddle, puddle, make
urinate - pass after the manner of urine; "The sick men urinated blood"
wet - make one's bed or clothes wet by urinating; "This eight year old boy still wets his bed"
stale - urinate, of cattle and horses
egest, excrete, eliminate, pass - eliminate from the body; "Pass a kidney stone"
ca-ca, crap, defecate, take a crap, take a shit, shit, stool, make - have a bowel movement; "The dog had made in the flower beds"